Her mother moved to the U.
And while it's a myth that eating pineapple or chugging two cans of sweetened condensed milk can improve the flavor of a man's ejaculate, it's a fact that our bodily fluids are impacted by our diets.
Turns out he had shit on those and wiped his ass with the sleeve of my dress shirts.
Now, this is a glib explanation.
Right before we went back into the theater, we started making out! Sometimes it's okay, but sometimes it's so bad that I literally throw up a little bit into my mouth.