Her mother moved to the U.
And while it's a myth that eating pineapple or chugging two cans of sweetened condensed milk can improve the flavor of a man's ejaculate, it's a fact that our bodily fluids are impacted by our diets.
Turns out he had shit on those and wiped his ass with the sleeve of my dress shirts.
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Now, this is a glib explanation.
Right before we went back into the theater, we started making out! Sometimes it's okay, but sometimes it's so bad that I literally throw up a little bit into my mouth.