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There was an old man of the Nile Who sharpened his nails with a file; Till he cut off his thumbs, And said calmly, "This comes Of sharpening one's nails with a file! One saturday night, He slept on his right, And his knacker went off like a cracker.
There was a young girl named Prentice Who had an affair with her dentist.